Toto IV is an awesome album.

Really all those bands just kick themselves because there can be only one "How to Save a Life" on that list.

It's like Quadrophenia for millennials.

Chloe Segigny might be in one of the boxes.

You just wrote a new Ylvis song.

All the play these guys and Coldplay get, yet most people in the US have never even heard of Elbow who are vastly, vastly superior in every way.

Odd. My crushes have been historic girls. Hellllooooo Joan of Arc!

Phase 3 is profit.

They already made a Replacements movie with Keanu Reeves, years ago.

I figured it was fake when I saw the guitar player flailing around like a coked-up ferret. There was no way you can play a guitar while running around and jumping like that.

I'd think that someone who had the means (money) to pretty much get the heroin and enough of it to satiate any need for quite a while could easily get away with it. It's usually the junkies who run out or can't get any immediately who would be easy to pick out of a lineup since it's probably he withdrawal that clues…

I could never figure out the transformations on a pure level of "How can you fit the entire volume of a 20+ foot tall robot into the form of a sports car?" It's like they have mastered the idea of creating atoms to make more metal and then reduce it later or something. I remember seeing the first movie and thinking…

Hard thought to fathom: Otis Redding was only 26 years old when he died. That's much younger than he seemed, isn't it?

Who wants a body massage?

I recently revisited the FenslerFilm GI Joe PSAs. They are just as funny to me today as they were the first time I saw them.
Pork Chop Sandwiches!!!!!

I think someone at NBC went "hey, there's these podcast things I keep hearing about. Apparently a lot of comedians have them. Didn't we have a comedy show at some point?"

Everyone knows the cool fat guys prefer their weed from Cambodia.

Personally I feel nothing with the "pivotal" scenes featuring the mother. I think there is a definite lack of chemistry, maybe due to the fact that she's only in about 20 seconds of each episode, but I just don't get it. And, yes, that green screen was terrible.

Probably something auto-tuned and douchey.

My biggest problem with The Smiths is that I can't listen to any streaming radio "classic alternative" channel without every 4th song being a Smiths or Morrissey song. It gets kind of annoying in an overplayed kind of way.