It was originally going to be "Big Rock Candy Mountain" but the part about the cigarette trees wasn't playing too well.

It got too wrapped up in Scientology.

It got too wrapped up in Scientology.

Apparently he wanted to change from a 16-year old abuse victim to a 16-year old prostitute. Wonder if the money was left on a table.

Apparently he wanted to change from a 16-year old abuse victim to a 16-year old prostitute. Wonder if the money was left on a table.

It's funny. Someone asked me what the most expensive CD I owned (I had a lot of rare stuff) was, and my brother had the classic reply of "Badmotorfinger" because that's the CD that made me start playing bass, so it basically cost me thousands of dollars. With that said, Ben Shepherd FTW.

It's funny. Someone asked me what the most expensive CD I owned (I had a lot of rare stuff) was, and my brother had the classic reply of "Badmotorfinger" because that's the CD that made me start playing bass, so it basically cost me thousands of dollars. With that said, Ben Shepherd FTW.

Screaming Trees were above all. At least I think they're stuff has probably held up the best out of most Seattle bands from that era. Probably due to the fact that they weren't really a grunge band. Plus there's the Lanegan factor.

Screaming Trees were above all. At least I think they're stuff has probably held up the best out of most Seattle bands from that era. Probably due to the fact that they weren't really a grunge band. Plus there's the Lanegan factor.

You could make it into the Dream Academy. Ahhh, Life in a Northern Town has it's upside.

You could make it into the Dream Academy. Ahhh, Life in a Northern Town has it's upside.

I know some of them. They've always had jobs.

I know some of them. They've always had jobs.

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs!!

You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs!!

I think America was pretty fucked up before he took office. He might not have made it that much better but he also didn't make it worse.

I think America was pretty fucked up before he took office. He might not have made it that much better but he also didn't make it worse.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus  You could try chatting up Michelle Bachman. See where that gets you.

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus  You could try chatting up Michelle Bachman. See where that gets you.

Check out the Dana Gould hour. It's so good.