That cold sore is enough of a tip off.

At least they know that the shicken they have after the chower will be good.

At least they know that the shicken they have after the chower will be good.

What effect did Asia have on the Cuban Missle Crisis? Only time will tell….

What effect did Asia have on the Cuban Missle Crisis? Only time will tell….

Could someone explain Mindy Kaling to me? I don't think she's that funny.

Could someone explain Mindy Kaling to me? I don't think she's that funny.

Yeah, but have you heard the one of where the earlier version of a Pixies sitcom was better???

Yeah, but have you heard the one of where the earlier version of a Pixies sitcom was better???

You'd have an easier time finding one where a girl wasn't raped.

You'd have an easier time finding one where a girl wasn't raped.

I'd resent being called a "slacker from the 90's", but looking at the evidence I really couldn't argue it. I went through a period where I was way to into Pavement.

I'd resent being called a "slacker from the 90's", but looking at the evidence I really couldn't argue it. I went through a period where I was way to into Pavement.

Better than Adrien Brody showing us how to manicure douche facial hair.

Better than Adrien Brody showing us how to manicure douche facial hair.

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus Caruso:

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus Caruso:

Twenty years from now people will pull out the Screaming Trees cable-run show and say "You know, this was surprisingly one of the best of the bunch. Wonder why it wasn't more popular…"

Twenty years from now people will pull out the Screaming Trees cable-run show and say "You know, this was surprisingly one of the best of the bunch. Wonder why it wasn't more popular…"

I think Obama should bust that one out tonight.