@mbs

Whoever registered the Corky name and picked the picture from his autobiography has made my month. May might as well end right now, because it's not getting much better than this.

I know this might surprise some people here, but I would actually like to see what Corky thinks of Chang's departure.

White IESes be eatin' all like THIS. Asian IESes be eatin' all like THIS.

I think "Brenda Fischer-Chenoweth" and want to punch someone in the face!

I hate having to come up with a fucking subject
White people be mourning all like THIS, while black people be mourning all like THIS.

Ah, I was wondering if we ever found out whose joint that was. Thank you, People-Who-Watch-DVD-Special-Features!

I think Craig J. Clark's post just sold me on the concept. Is there anywhere I can read a few online?

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FEED ME A STRAY CAT

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FEED ME A STRAY CAT

What does your mommy tell you about Jesus, Corky?

@Nowhere Man

@Frito Pendejo

Every time Corky posts, my life gets better.

Yes… Hornberger…

I prefer to think of her as a "handsome woman."

The idea of AC Slater beating a man whose dick is flapping out of his fly terrifies me.

@lovemydog

Kenny Rogers went with an immigration joke. I was going to go with a cocaine joke. I hope to god someone will show up in a few minutes with a swine flu joke.

@Havin a Loff