Green Lantern vs. Aliens is my favorite of these mini-series, mainly because many members of the shitty, awful group H.E.A.T. were forced to buy the first issue since it was the first appearance of Hal Jordan as a GL in a long, long time.

And don't forget: WAFFLE FRIES! Mmmm: More holes in which to trap grease.

I don't think I've EVER heard "literally" being misused in this way before, but I know lots of people who complain about this happening. I thought the definition of "literally" was clear enough to avoid confusion.

Ah, fuck.

@Ghost of Nilsson

Also: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

@Ghost of Nilsson

Since when…
… is Ain't It Cool News anywhere even approaching a credible source?

@Steve Dave

@Pedantry

@Vladimir Pootin

Good looks all around, people! GREAT JOB!

Bask in this, everyone:

@sarcasm detector

I'd like to think I'm entitled to at least 20% of it. Thanks for your kind words, friend!

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him
I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.

Luis Guzman
I wonder whose vaguely effeminate hispanic friend Luis Guzman is in THIS movie.

The one thing that could make this story better
FEED ME A STRAY CAT

SUCK A CHEETAH'S DICK WITH HEINZ KETCHUP

Don't stare at it, Sabrina…
…just FEED ME A STRAY CAT.