@Miller

I agree! I'm surprised there was no mention of either "A Song For You" or "Ooh Las Vegas." Two of my favorite songs of all time, with the latter being the song that turned me on to Gram Parsons.

Looks like Phil Spector will be tasting the black sperm of SOMEBODY'S vengeance pretty soon!

@Mandrake

Graphic summaries of horror movies existed in your elementary school library? How was this not the most checked-out book ever?

If I remember correctly, this video is still shown before the weekly movies shown in NYC's Bryant Park in the summer. I remember it was very popular with all of the shit-eating hipsters, who would dance along to the music like assholes ("IT'S KITSCHY IRONIC BECAUSE WE'RE ENJOYING SOMETHING MADE WHEN WE WERE 5 YEARS…

I had this game for Gameboy. The gameplay was awesome, in the sense that it sucked balls. I liked how the sword was used to repeatedly beat enemies over the head in battle. Even better was how enemies would explode into crumbs after you bopped them enough.

MAN UP AND FACE THE RAIN (of dingus-shaped cereal)!

I second the suggestion that IES Dave Chang should be made to scale this Everest of shitty novelty cereal.

@Hunsweasel

@Spinner

Can we just turn the conversation back to how awful Juliet Lewis is? I don't understand why people continue to pay her money to be in films.

Since when was Billy Corrigan a giant, acne-scarred catfishman?

"And I'd like to thank you for controlling yourself SEXUALLY during this adventure."

I see what you did there, and I support the shit out of it.

For me…
… it was always Freddie Krueger. There was something about a burnt pedophile with knives for hands that scared the ever-loving shit out of me as a child. At Halloween, if a store were selling the Freddie Krueger glove props (featuring a full body shot of him), I would (loudly) refuse to enter the store, going…