Shockingly, the reference was unintentional. I'm off my game.

I clicked on the link with an open mind…
but putting the 'Regina Monologues' anywhere on this list, let alone at the top, destroys the entire article's credibility. To me, it's one of the worst episodes ever.

I think a younger me would have a problem with how much I listen to good old fashioned pop music like Burt Bacharach and Motown and so on, as well as the fact that I now listen to a lot country. I'm quite happy to have stopped equating 'difficult' with good.

I find that "Moon Over Goldsboro" is the one that hits me the hardest.

And one more from a failed friendship. Not that I here it often, but I can't listen to "I Wish" by Skee-Lo without getting a little bit melancholy because I associate it with my best friend from elementary school. He moved away on me and the friendship soon faded away. Things really haven't since been as happy as they…

Shame, Shit Balls, shame.

"Hate it Here" falls in the subcategory of depressing songs that are about the routine of being lonely. I find those ones particularly affecting because they reflect the way that I've experienced being alone and thus they really make me feel pathetic in a way that more outwardly emotional and cathartic songs do not.…

If there are Friday Buzzkills this week too, I'm slitting my wrists
"On a Real Good Day" by Robbie Fulks just kills me.

Great episode, but…
It bothered me that the accused was on the stand during the prosecution's case. Didn't any of the writers go to law school?

I could come up with a witty retort, but I'm a real poor sport.

-You gotta talk the talk if you want to hit the box
-You gotta honk the hooters before you bonk the cooter.
-You gotta cut back on dairy if you want to pop her cherry

Well, he picked a good time to do it. I'd imagine that the capital gains tax from selling an international popstar of Rihanna's caliber at the peak of her career would be a real bitch. Given the current economic situation, I'm sure he has plenty of losses to offset the gain.

I'm a little bit intrigued by the bookends to this album, especially Mastodon covering ZZ Top. Still, it's not nearly enough to inspire me to spend money on it or even download it.

I've heard worse
It's actually a pretty passable Neil Young impression, even if that's not what he was going for. If there wasn't video to this, you would probably think that this actually was Neil Young (except at the 4 minute mark). It's not particularly great, but there's nothing particularly wrong with it other…

10 p.m. HUNG — Ray's extra-marital philandering comes to light as his ex-wife (Anne Heche) is rushed to the hospital with an out-turned vagina after the two engaged in intercourse despite having run out of lubricant. Hilarity ensues as Ray tries to come up with a plausible explanation to give his wife. Rip Torn guest…

10 p.m. HUNG — Series Finale. The secret of Ray's enormous girth is revealed as an alien being that was gestating within burst out from his semi-erect penis, killing Ray and his entire basketball team. Sci-Fi.

Bob Rock is the most famous graduate of my high school. Interestingly, no one ever seemed to be very ambivalent about that, but I guess I wasn't exactly in the classiest part of town.

He is also an excellent golfer.

What are your feelings on the lightning bolt in AC/DC?

I KNOW!