You need to check out Elvis in Memphis and Aloha from Hawaii if you don't like his later work.

I'm not talking about myself at all.

I don't get it. All these women get all horny for Mr. Darcy. I know a bunch of them. Yet, the Darcy-like men in the real world cannot get tail. You'd think that after reading this book, all the girls would go after the aloof, slightly socially awkward men with cute hair that despite initial frustrations will…

I can understand people how people don't like the Magnetic Fields. Liking their earlier albums really depends on your tolerance for synthy stuff. Get Lost just isn't very good. However, if you can't pick up 69 Love Songs and find at least a couple dozen songs that you like there is something seriously wrong with you.

There's nothing wrong with "Fashion". Personally, I've never liked the title track to "Scary Monsters". Also, "1984" (but does anyone like "1984"?)

I Want You Back
I've told many people this: If you don't like "I Want You Back" by the Jackson 5, we cannot be friends. If someone doesn't want to shake their ass or if a smile doesn't come to their face upon hearing that song, I will no longer consider them to be a human being. I am normally very tolerant of…

Probably won't happen, but I'd love to see a little bit of Christine Taylor.

Fucking tourists don't know how to post comments.

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal.

Personally, I just tie a blanket around my chest and walk around like it's a gown. That way my arms are free and I don't have to wear pants. It's probably a good thing that I live alone.

I doubt we'll see a lawsuit out of this. Anyone who would give $10 million to the Church of Scientology is more than crazy enough to sacrifice her job out of the belief that her religious beliefs are being attacked. Fox is not going to want to lose Bart Simpson, so they can't touch Cartwright.

I doubt we'll see a lawsuit out of this. Anyone who would give $10 million to the Church of Scientology is more than crazy enough to sacrifice her job out of the belief that her religious beliefs are being attacked. Fox is not going to want to lose Bart Simpson, so they can't touch Cartwright.

*sigh* I miss having a 'stash. My philtrum is cold.

Definitely a pretty cool guy. I particularly liked how, after the interviewer not so subtly implied that some of the songs on their albums are rubbish, he didn't get all uptight about it.

There is really nothing objectionable about that song. I suggest Erik is taking the lyric far more seriously than it is intended to be taken. I take it as slightly facetious as opposed to a 'paranoia complex'.

"Stuart was a really nice guy, but slightly annoying. He always pulled his cardigan cuffs over his hands and twiddled with the wool at the corner. He always looked down at his feet, and I was like, "For fuck's sake!" "

Give Pete a Chance
The glory of Pete Wentz's comparison is that I got to imagine Barack Obama stuffing Steve Buscemi into a woodchipper.

I too am very saddened by this news. The Silver Jews never really seemed like a band that was going to continue on forever, but this is very sudden. Lookout Mountain felt like the beginning of a new era for the band, not the end. The circumstances around this are very strange. It almost makes me think that he's…

Love is like the border between Greece and Albania.

I wonder if there are people who are ambidextrous wankers. When I use my right it just feels… wrong.