Hmmm. Are you new to our culture? Because what you just described is basically the current formula for massive success.

You'd think they'd be doing this on the lawn at 1600 Penn.

Give Bronn a spin-off. maybe make Pod his side-kick.

Is that you, Pickle?

Oh, but there is.

I don't blame people for dodging the draft, unless they're eager to send other peoples' kids into battle.

So far, it's the only thing I've seen either of you do.

I bought one of these off Pinochet-erist

I don't know why you and your president think bloviating like spastic twats is making anything great.

A thinky-box is a badly thing to unuse.

Actually, the author said that you're an idiot racist, not Trump. Feel better?

Oh look! He thinks he's DEBATING! That's adorable.

Yes, but you also think Trump is the "best president since Eisenhower," so your suppositions are dangerously stupid and inaccurate.

Is Arya developing a drinking problem?

Oh well, why the hell not? Just throw that right on the 'Everything's Crap' pile.

The Onion actually became 'America's Finest News Source' so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Burn the witch!

In other news, 'Eric Trump's Ball' is expected to drop this week.

Randy Newman honors members.

He didn't get into the family business to have his deals scrutinized. He got into the family business, because no one else would hire him