Would more people go to see the monkey, if they thought there was a better than usual chance the monkey was gonna sling his feces?

But…

The gritty reboot casts Tom Hardy as Shrek and Giovani Ribisi as the Gingerbread Man.

I'm pretty sure 'refusing to disparage' someone is a fire-able offense at Fox

Sacriste!

His initials make it seem like he was laughing at every question.

But they have great range.

Hey, hey!

Scum As You Are

When I was a kid, I was filming a commercial at WGN, and at 6:00 a.m. all the Bozo cast, Frazier Thomas and Ray Rayner were all in the commissary getting lit….Later in the day, I was in a hallway during a break, looking at the Family Classics books, that were on some rollaway shelves, when Frazier Thomas, thinking I…

He keeps inviting them into the 'No Pants Zone'

Then you're using more plastic, again. The truth is the bag is hardly 'open'. You can (but don't have to) pinch it closed.

Drinking milk out of the bag IS an awful lot like that.

J'mappele mssr Coif-Fou

Agreed, Damon-strate some Good Will

Don't mock his

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Oh,right. I saw that. In any instance that I share my opinion on a given subject, it's important to understand that I never really know what's going on.

Except pf course, he doesn't have a criminal record. Only accusations. And they're only civil suits, right?

He's a big STAR, dammit!