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Catholicism is awful. When JCS came out, I was under 10 years old and in Catholic school. I remember I'd heard somebody sing "Jesus Christ Superstar, who in the Hell do you think you are?" And it got caught in my head, that phrase, over and over, and I was certain I was going to be struck down for blasphemy.

Right?

Canada has a candy called 'Smarties' that are exactly like M&M's, except the shell is made from granite.

Mustard, Mustard, Uber alles….

It doesn't taste like bacon.

Hmmmm..What to do today? Shall I write a few pages about what this knight has painted on his shield, or go hang out with some starlets…

I wonder if Allison Pill asked them to change it. The headline did suggest that maybe she didn't like working with Lohan.

I loved the Fletch books, and I sort of resent him for fouling up what could been a great series of films. He was too old to play the character, and Chevy Chased it way up…Maybe there's still hope for Flynn.

So you say. But who really knows?

It seems kinda perfect to me. But I'm silly.

My first impression was that some moralist right-winger wrote that letter, hoping Savage would encourage him to adopt.

Dorf on Death

There's a BBC sitcom called Mrs. Brown's Boys that shows break ups and flubs, and you can see that it's an edited show. In fact, I suspect some of the 'flubs' are written in. So, there.

Ottawa radio is mostly unlistenable. No matter what 'format' they claim they are, it's classic rock. Even the 'blues' station plays AC DC.

Listened to Blackstar before the news hit, and I was blown away by it, too. I thought it sounded like a project that he wanted to do, and damn the pop accessibility. And afterwards, it made sense. It WAS an album that he made exactly how he wanted, in the context of his illness, and it was brilliant.

With an apology on the back.

FaceBook is the space bugs in BrainDead

A Flock of Jesus

I'm looking forward to the the movie where President Twitter-Beef meets his third wife, when he orders her from the 'modeling service'.

That'll teach her to…Wait. What did she do?