More wishes are what you're supposed to wish for. It's Wishing 101.

My only (minor) complaint is that the TV had a 5 second delay, so I couldn't listen to the FM broadcast while watching.

This is going to be an historic event. Catch it if you can. These guys are incredible live, and there's not going to be anything to leave on the table.

I'm waiting for my trophy from Disqus for having logged back on 100 million times.

How about Lochturds?

If you threw a ball into the water, he could most likely fetch it.

George Wallace? Seeing as how Trump seemed confused and indignant about why he couldn't just use nukes, maybe your reasoning isn't all that sound.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Cretins

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Did anybody else catch Zodiac Motherfucker in Deadspin?
http://deadspin.com/why-you…

I'm SO glad you asked! The level where they're snatching up things as acquisitions, making things you want to actually listen to scarce. And the accompanying price increases, that come with the extra demand they create. The presumed status of owning such-and-such albums, that make you an unwilling player in the game…

The albums make a nice change of pace from the quiet desperation.

My SO had been keeping a couple boxes of old albums for decades. I saw a turntable that plugs into the computer at some shop, it was crap, for 20$. But I bought it, hauled her albums out of storage, and we had a grand old time listening to them. So we upgraded turntables, and started buying vinyl again. It's great,…

Meanwhile Peter Griffin is STILL holding his knee in pain.

It's pretty terrible when someone thinks that because you're straight, you're okay with hearing in greasy, sweating detail 'what they'd do' to that barmaid, waitress, celebrity, random woman minding her own business, etc…

I thought he was pretty good in, 'Look! I'm Running Around in My Underpants 3'

Why was he at Auschwitz?

Something something, always shoots before the 24 second clock….

It was ubiquitous through the Reagan years.

"It still only counts as one."