It looked like they ran without taking the money they gave to the Yakuza. It was just sitting there on the desk! Just pick it up!

Her Aunty's all wet, her Aunty's all wet….

Give him the center podium. That'll work.

Dear Cocaine,

I can't get enough of the videos in 5.1.I've got a ton of shows too, but with almost everything on Internet Archive, I don't worry about downloading everything anymore.

Yep. Gold star, instead of just a 'participation trophy' today, internet.

Maybe if you calmed down a little?

'Muggers'?

The 'N-M word'

Because the A.V. Club commenterariat is the cinephile equivalent of NASCAR fandom. We can talk a good game about style and strategy and sleekness, but in our hearts, we enjoy a fiery crash most of all.

Oh, just stop it. You know you'll all watch it at some point.

That would be my hatesong, if anyone asked me…Which they didn't. Thanks for nothing, AV Club.

Understandable, as it bore no resemblance to the short story. Not that it would have been possible to make a feature out of that. It was around three pages long, if memory serves.

I just made that up. I have no idea how he feels about Lawnmower Man. I just assumed he hates it like all other sentient beings.I was wholly unprepared for as serious discussion. But, I always wanted to see a truer to the story version of Running Man. Man.

But he really enjoys Lawnmower Man, so go figure.

Chicken! Duck! Turkey!

I thought those were L's.

Better to be the gibbler than the giblee

Or coaching the Chicago Bears.

It was upgraded from 'trainwreck' to 'looking like it had been run over by a truck.'