He didn't want the piracy lawsuit.

"Wang-Dang Sweet Poontang just isn't getting our message out"

I had pretty much the same reaction. Some people aren't satisfied until they've bled you dry. Let the guy enjoy his farm. Besides, these candidates never really answer the questions they've been asked. They use the first two sentences to re-direct the question towards their own pre-digested talking points, and then…

Is that a plutonium rod in your pocket, or are you just balding very very quickly?

Vote Beagle.

Tom Hanks bought the rights to 'In the Garden of Beasts' in 2011. I'd love to see something come of that. Who knew Hanks was WW2 buff?

Les mongolfiers sonne disparu!

What ya' rebelling against, Johnson?

I've always wanted to host a girls only sex party.

Better than being treated at a hospital named after the patron saint of lost causes.

Unless they were sloppy second graders.

Yeah, me too. I have to wonder how bad a person it makes me that I felt a little relieved when I saw the picture.

You don't vote for king.

Meh. Too many pugs.

Ah, but neither was Hank Aaron, when he was playing Hank Aaron XXIV, so my point is still salient. SALIENT!!!!

Seems like there was another athlete in The Naked Gun…

See, I feel like even though Kid Rock could afford coke, he'd still just go with crystal meth.

That sounds nearly as bad as those old K-Tel Records

So he gives all the casts of 'Grease' and 'The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie' a pass?

No. It's evocative of burning crosses.