This leather jerkin with a snake sigil on it is a symbol of my belief in personal freedom….um, in Westeros

Do you remember when hey talked about removing the twin towers from old tv shows, after 9/11?

If the flag is gone, you should be okay.

Ted Cruz: He'd vote for you, if you were running, on a platform of racism and misogyny.

It's the 'Heath Ledger Protocol'

So it looks like the parking lot of a US metropolitan police station?

Timmon is a flat circle

5 is RIGHT OUT!

Interesting side note: In English his last name would be 'The Batard'

Neither am I. I'm a pirate. Yarrr.

I love Neil, and he's earned his stripes. If he sounds like an old man railing, that's because that's the natural trajectory for a young man who never stopped railing…Don't read his autobiography, though. That's just some rambling. At one point, he describes a trip he took to Costco. Seriously.

Churro a bunch of idiots.

All that glitters is toast.

Why are you talking like that?

Bread good.

Barbershop appointments?

We need more 'Blart' license plates in the gift shop..I repeat, we are sold out of 'Blart' license plates

MENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

When are these rockers going to realize that coffee and sugar are just too dangerous?

What we pass is entertainment these days.