Goddammit.

On Deadly Ground had one of the best lines ever for an action film. Especially since it was meant to be serious.

I AM NEED OF FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE

Santa's voice
He sounded suspiciously like the Santa robot from Futurama (John Goodman) that wreaks havoc on Christmas in the year 3000.

The infamy of this movie
just makes me want to see it that much more. Does anyone know if this is on Netflix? Then I can bask in shame in the privacy of my own home.

Oh, Jesus
Is this really necessary?

This really is a non-issue, right? Fred + Norbit director = nothing. Few people will be tempted to go see this, so it'll have a two-week run in the theaters, go to DVD a month after that, then show up here on My Year of Flops, then become a cult classic.

Shameless plug
This looks like as good a place as any to leave this.

On a road trip I played all of Trapped in the Closet for my girl friend. She honestly thought it was a joke.

Are you gonna go do it behind the middle school?

@bascule

I thought Eddie Murphy or Bill Cosby was Tyler Perry for white people.

Which is funny, as Charlie has never been outside of Philly.

"Can we un-did these handcuffs?"

Other questions:
Assuming this will apply to new titles as well, will there be three option?
-Regular DVD
-Blu-Ray DVD
-Blu-Ray/DVD combo?

Dumbledore,

Mister Palmers is concerned
with the thousand-dollar question…

And who is this "Brosef" character I keep hearing about?

I thought Murse was a male nurse?

MANswers is yet another word we don't need,
along with mangagement rings, bromance, broner and guyliner in what appears to be a conspiracy to turns dudes into chicks.