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Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

Whoever this "Matt Groening" is, he knows nothing about the Simpsons!

It's the 47th state! There was a brief period in 1912 after New Mexico joined but before Arizona did.

"This Things I Believe"

In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

I love the assumption that an adult with a busy life might have "heard of" Milhouse.

I propose that the common English expression "shoot the messenger" should be replaced with "burn down the observatory".

TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!

The leader of the wiener patrol is boning up on his nerd lessons.

As a loyal viewer, do you feel they owe you?

That is, quite honestly, one of my favorite Simpsons lines of all time.

Heh heh, "number two."

What about Delaware? We have George Thorogood and, um…

Ben and Jerry?

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