The Simpsons is just like the Republican party — it got way worse after the year 2000.

I just assume we're supposed to read *everything* in Comic Book Guy's voice.

I just assume we're supposed to read *everything* in Comic Book Guy's voice.

I get what both of you are saying, but I agree more with @avclub-9ad2f925a32643f541b183503f33a8c6:disqus.

I get what both of you are saying, but I agree more with @avclub-9ad2f925a32643f541b183503f33a8c6:disqus.

That's actually a pretty incisive comment on the nature of geographical rivalries.

That's actually a pretty incisive comment on the nature of geographical rivalries.

In my day job, I am an assistant professor. I *so* want to say the above line whenever I meet a dean, but I've never had the guts.

In my day job, I am an assistant professor. I *so* want to say the above line whenever I meet a dean, but I've never had the guts.

We could play the basketball! Even though I'm no Harley Globetrotter!

We could play the basketball! Even though I'm no Harley Globetrotter!

Can you imagine if a dog somehow got hold of that ham?  Wouldn't that be hilarious?

Can you imagine if a dog somehow got hold of that ham?  Wouldn't that be hilarious?

Wealthy older alumni, you say? Old fogies almost getting knocked out of a golf cart?

Wealthy older alumni, you say? Old fogies almost getting knocked out of a golf cart?

You can't do that! Karma can only be apportioned out by the cosmos!

You can't do that! Karma can only be apportioned out by the cosmos!

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady!

So… did you kiss her curvy butt?