I'm not sure why, but the fact that he adds the words "of some kind" makes it extra funny to me.

You'll see all your favorite soccer stars.Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

You'll see all your favorite soccer stars.Like Ariaga! Ariaga II! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza!

Best mixed metaphor in the history of the English language.

Best mixed metaphor in the history of the English language.

"Well, I bought everything I was supposed to."

"Well, I bought everything I was supposed to."

I got that chant from that mustache parade.

I got that chant from that mustache parade.

"Did something crawl down your throat and die?"

"Did something crawl down your throat and die?"

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

In the Quebec French version of "Homer Goes To College" the reference to David Souter is replaced with a reference to Brian Mulroney.

In the Quebec French version of "Homer Goes To College" the reference to David Souter is replaced with a reference to Brian Mulroney.

Your parents are Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon.

Your parents are Herb and Judy Nahasapeemapetilon.

"And there's nothing you can do about it!"

"And there's nothing you can do about it!"

Homer's realization "I'm a guy like me!" is in a similar vein to his realization that "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"