What about the kid from Smallville? How old is he now?

I'd rather see a spin-off
but I'd watch those two in anything, even if it's as mundane as this sounds.

Grey Man, you are most certainly NOT one of the "funny, smart readers" of which Leonard speaks. You're in the other camp, dude.

Humboldt's Gift
I want to see Humboldt's Gift, starring Kelsey Grammar as Von Humboldt Fleisher, David Hyde Pierce as Charlie Citrine, and John Leguizamo as Ronald Cantabile. I don't know who would play Renata.

Kate
OMG Kate decided to tend to unconscious Jack before Sawyer! OMG OMG OMG Why has no one mentioned this?

ROLAND
ROLAND DESCHAIN BITCHES

Bart Vs. The Space Mutants is a deep fucking game! You can go into the shops!

Ha! The Langoliers!

The Comeback was awesome.

It insists upon itself.

Jesus Christ, that was incoherent as hell.

Chocoholic:

Sometimes just one omitted or misplaced word can throw off a whole sentence. Let's try to get it to make sense by changing "or pretending could've possibly gone otherwise." to "or pretending IT could've possibly gone otherwise."

When I was a kid I wanted a Teddy Ruxpin so goddamned bad. I mean, he FUCKING WATCHED TELEVISION.

Andy Battaglia
"And then hyper-aware of how strange it was that the act of being there felt simultaneously like a lark and a foregone conclusion not even worth thinking about, or pretending could've possibly gone otherwise."

Are we all forgetting '94, When Forrest Gump beat out Pulp Fiction and Shawshank?

Batman is a scientist.

REVEAL IS NOT A NOUN
"Reveal" is not a noun!

Who the fuck calls their fingernails "pink-and-whites"!?

My favorite thing about FGF is that the "Fingered" in the title totally refers to tom Green's character being anally violated.