Tom Green really was pretty awesome, at times.

OF COCK

His notes at the end of each issue read like a gushing 13-year-old fanboy— which would be fine, if he wasn't gushing about HIS OWN SHIT.

I enjoy The Walking Dead
but the author is somewhat of a feminine product.

Treat the world like a head.

Seize
It's spelled "seize".

I use whether or not someone likes That 70s Show as the "Moron Test".

Luscious Jackson
Also, Luscious Jackson is the bomb.

For me the Doors tie the Eagles as Worst Band of All Time (recently Nickelback and Maroon 5 have entered the running as well). Fuck the Doors! It's goddamned elevator music with a hillbilly lounge-singer frontman, the lyrics are absolutely retarded, Jim Morrison was a moron and an asshole (and his "poetry" is fucking…

The Last Days of Socrates
I've loaned about eight copies of this out to people and no one will fucking read it, and it pisses me off.

No true old-school fan would call him Coco. He only introduced that after the move.

Fast & Furious: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

A wizard did it.

Wait, they can be turned back from being vampires? What kind of horseshit is that?

This thread warmed my heart with memories of how great the Simpsons used to be.

Who in hell
is Marc Hawthorne?

So wait—
Did he actually SAY "et cetera" out loud?

Didn't you read the seventh book? Gan was feeding Stephen King garbled muse-data. None of his other books actually concern the Dark Tower.

Taken 2: Based on the novel Push by Sapphire

The Fortress of Solitude
is a goddamned disaster. Amnesia Moon and Motherless Brooklyn are amazing reads, but in this one Lethem got "ambitious" and the awkwardness shows on every page. He tries to cram so many themes in (race relations, gentrification, hip-hop, punk, Abstract Expressionism, superheroes, soul music,…