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Joe Piscopo: The Next Generation
I saw this episode somewhat recently. The tux. The curly mullet. The Piscopo. Now imagine if instead Data had asked the holodeck for an instructional stand-up program featuring Carrot Top. Or Andrew Dice Clay! Oh man, can you see Data doing dirty nursery rhymes?

I don't know how I feel about this…
Nor will I until enough time has passed that I forgot that I didn't know how I felt about it.

Roger Moore is to Bond…
As Adam West was to Batman.

While trying to seem sensitive to some bar skank and in regards to his recent break up: "What else could I be [but] all apologies?"

Great…
Another mediocre review for the Futurama movies. I still haven't seen any of them and at this point I probably won't. Am I being way too over protective of my love of Futurama by not giving these a shot?

I didn't cite any examples as tow hat a great smith film cold be compared to because I don't know what that would be. And yeah, I think as long as something without his view askew characters does well enough then maybe he would get weened off of it. Hell, even if he did genre stuff like the sci-fi movie he's

I hope this does well…
…because I sincerely believe that Kevin Smith has it in him to make a Great film someday. It might not look the best, but it will certainly be very well written. He clearly ran back to his comfort zone after Jersey Girl's reception (which wasn't terrible, I think the timing was bad for it) and

Here's hoping
That this is a sign of things to come. More classic style games would really be a breath of fresh air for gaming, and not just visually. Between this and the new Wario Land I think 2D platforming has shown that it still has legs to stand on.

Oh my god, I forgot all about Funky Buttlovin'! This just made my week!

I might be retarded but…
Didn't Rocky's fight with Drago result in his being declared medically retarded in Rocky V?

Actually
This is the Barrack Obama biopic we all knew Will Smith would make. It's called seven pounds because Hope and Change each weigh 3 and a half.

Looks like I picked the wrong day…
to quit sniffin' glue.