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Finneas Q. Sassafrass
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Salem MA has an ugly statue of Samantha from Bewitched. She's supposed to be sitting on a crescent moon like in the animated intro, but it looked like she's sitting on a half eaten onion ring.

I better take down that Evil Dead poster before realmike15 hate-fucks my face while I sleep.

The cut to Joan on the bus really made think she didn't go through with it. After Trudy and Pete have a "the baby's kicking moment" and Trudy says something to the effect of "just remember everything's happy here" while rubbing her belly we see Joan, on the bus, and then it cut to something unrelated the next day. I

The Ducks
Howard and Donald team-up? Here's hoping!

Granted we've all seen grosser, but the gooey, pulpy chunks of a drug dealer raining down through an acid soaked bathtub and ceiling in Breaking Bad struck me as pretty gory for basic cable. I'm sure they'll gross it up proper for us.

II don't know…
Bruno looks kinda gay.

This is dumb.
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Any Rhodies or Massholes?
Cardi's Furniture? They're South park knock off commercials take the cake!

You're absolutely right, but I still stand by what I said. So…ignore that first sentence. Thanks Advice Man!

Donny, shut the fuck…V.I. Lenin!

A-fucking-men, man.

No Country
Glad to read that you don't think it holds up to Lebowski. No Country was intense and a great time the first time I watched it, but all of that intensity was missing upon a second viewing. I also felt that it totally lacked that Coen charm.

The anger has totally always been there, and though the Heisenberg persona came later, I think that it is an extension of that original fury. Heisenberg is just a convenient label for the Walt that done broke bad.

Pork brains, canned sausage and Chang
Sounds like the greatest Simon and Garfunkle song never written.

Zack, I agree that Walt's rage is deep seeded. In that one scene from season 1 when it flashes back to him, younger and with Gretchen, he seems genuinely happy in a way that we haven't from either present Walt or Heisenberg. Whatever happened between the two of them, and by that token Elliot, killed whoever Walt was.

ouch, dude.

Vigo made me poo my pants
I howled like a murder victim anytime Vigo started to come out of the painting in Ghostbusters 2. I was four when it came out and my only frame of reference for Ghostbusters was the cartoon.

Hetfield Got His Gun
I too read this in high school. It was after I saw the VH1 Behind the Music about Metallica and James talked about it. When my English teacher saw me with it class he said, "Ooh, not for me thanks. I saw the Metallica video, and that was more than enough to keep me up for a week." I would have

Basket Case
Steve, when I was in the tenth grade some asshole came over to a kid at my table and started giving him shit for listening to the Chili Peppers' Californication. He did the same did those guys did to you, was all like "Oh, you like Scar Tissue, huh? Think it's a good song? Why don't you sing it?" The kid

Are the puppies mechanical in any way?