Brad Pitt as Sluggo
A gigantic slab of ham as Todd Vanderwerff
Bruce Willis as Nathan Rabin

I love that bit that Sinbad does about how Mcdonalds straws are really thin and it's hard to get suction through them.

Thank God I'm self-employed.

Seany's been a bad boy.

Maybe he doesn't want to say fuck.

To be fair, the original Star Wars doesn't really hold up either. You can see the wires holding everything together, and Alec Guiness' beard is clearly glued on.

Empire Strikes Back is the worst of the trilogy. Larry Kasdan really dropped the ball with that one.

Bill and Ted assure everyone that they can fix the DeLorean and break into singing "Greased Lightning" from Grease with Kramer.