Sir Henry at Rawlinson End

Likely satire

Dear People's Liberation Army,

You seem to be confusing 'initiative' with 'affair'.

With Wallace Beery.

I love Murder Ballads.

Does the quadrapedal mammal of the genus Ursidae defecate in the dense growth of trees or underbrush

No Mr Bond, I expect you to to cease to live, undergo the complete and permanent cessation of all vital functions, expire, pass on, become no more, cease to be, go to meet your maker, become a stiff, be bereft of life, rest in peace, push up the daisies, kick the bucket, shuffle off this mortal coil, join the…

Little Dorritt
FTW!

And if for instance you were shopping for a new cape you'd want Help!

Back in the USSR. Love that song. First openly satirical song by a mainstream band. I have no idea if that's true but I like to think so.

Rambo and Verlaine. An upcoming poet (Rambo) initiates a correspondence with an established poet (Verlaine) which starts a torrid love affair. The affair ends and an abject, dissolute Rambo emerges from a river with some sort of bow and shoots an arrrow through the neck of a communist.

Lambchop
'Breathe Deep'. Maybe this has been mentioned previously, I haven't checked (I'm not particularly busy, just lazy), and I'm usually particularly (violently) averse to spoken-word songs. But this is just so beautifully sad, it had to be added.

Perhaps at the same time you could have the theme from Benny Hill running in the background, making it a comment on the absurdity of existence in the petite bourgeoisie milieu, or something.

I think you mean Oliver Reed.

More a vocation.

GOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAM!!!!

When school trips go bad
Two schools that might find difficulty in obtaining insurance for future school outings. Appleyard College of Picnic at Hanging Rock and whatever school the boys came from in Lord of the Flies.

I'm Brian. And so's my wife.

"What's it like being you? Bit hectic?"