You know what this movie needs? More British actors. We've got a two for one deal on now so come and get your British actors while stocks last.

Psychopathic traits:
Glibness and superficial charm, grandiose sense of self-worth, pathological lying, cunning/manipulative, lack of remorse, emotional shallowness, callousness and lack of empathy, unwillingness to accept responsibility for actions, a tendency to boredom, a parasitic lifestyle, a lack of realistic…

Too old and crotchety to go to ear splitting concerts these days but I play them in the car as loud as possible. They set a mood like no other.

Thee Oh Sees.

Infeasible? That's unpossible.

I was a big fan of Procol Harum until they started kidnapping girls in Nigeria.

Not a Seinfeld fan I see.

Psst. It's statue of limitations ….. statue!

Jesus Christ, we get it. You're Scottish. Congratulations for being from a specific country.

Are you Welsh?

Thanks

Hate to be resident pedant but Lancashire is a county not a city. Probably mean Lancaster.

People may or may not be aware of this but when a suicide bomber detonates a bomb vest the shockwave through the body acts in a way such that the bombers face is detached whole and propelled from the blast. This is known to anti- terror police as the face mask and is what makes it relatively easy to identify the…

Good idea. Though we'd really have to talk about Ruth Underwood.

I've had the answer to this for 30+ years

While the meat is resting roast the potatoes in the beef fat. Nothing better.

I think a movie should be made of this. I'm thinking for director ….. wait for it

Sorry, what? I was busy reconnoitering the rim.

I think you'll find it was Trafalgar Circus. One clown survived.

If you want to keep this a one-pot, or one-wok dish, try sauteing the brocolli in the wok on a very high heat for a minute until the florets start to catch at the edges. Then add a small amount of boiling water and season and cover. Check after a couple of minutes and the brocolli should be cooked and the water…