Derek and Clive
I just noticed you 'also listened to' Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, by that do you mean the Derek and Clive albums? Please tell me you didn't dismiss their wonderful foul-mouthed drunken surrealism.

Floyd
Here's a question for you; 'Great Gig in the Sky'. Instrumental?

The Smiths
If you're going to pick the Smiths, why not 'Oscillate Wildly', definitely one of my favourite instrumentals. This is a genuine question, don't want to come off as a douchester hipbag or anything.

Isn't there a law about having that much testosterone in a confined space.

I don't often say this, but that made me laugh out loud, "Don't go into the Greenhouse". I can't remember it on The Day Today, and I'm a huge fan of Chris Morris, but either way that is fucking priceless.

Winstone
Agreed on the scary motherfuckeriness of Ray Winstone, that one-two-three punch he landed in the Departed had the weightiness, speed and gravity of one thrown by a trained heavyweight. You felt that if you were on the end of that, unlike in most movie punches, you'd be waking up in hospital with a scaffolded…

I tell you, no one does crazy like the Asians….well, maybe the Austrians.

If you're on a Greyhound bus then presumably being disembowelled and beheaded is not the worst thing that's happened in your life.

What's with all the Navy Seal references? Something in the news I missed, c'mon spill!

vultures
It says a lot about the man that, as he lay injured in a car crash with crowds of onlookers trying to take cell-phone pictures of him, no doubt to sell on to the media, he responded with a good humoured joke rather than pointing out that they were a grotesque pack of gawking ravening vultures who should have…

Stars and Tripes?

Old Gory?

Flag
Not having seen this movie, could someone who has tell me whether at any point there was a close up of an American flag fluttering and billowing heroically in the breeze.

My dear Mr MOTHERFUCKER. I really have no idea what you are trying to say here. May I suggest a little more lucidity in your comments. When you say this AJR person, who I assume to be an acolyte, or maybe some sort of pet, recognises, could you clarify what exactly he is recognising. Also your following non-sequitor…

Dear Mr MOTHERFUCKER,

WACKBUM
ZMF YOU WACKBUM FANNY MUMMYSHAGGER TRY A VINDALOO IT WILL POSSESS YOUR BUM AND I DO NOT FLIPPIN JEST.

A day in the life
Noel: As a counterpoint to your perceived life in Britain:

Incomplete
Oops. Submitted that before I'd finished. But now I've lost interest in my train of thought so I'll leave it there. Stupid reduced attention span!

I was just about to say the same thing. Produced by Granada, distributed by PBS. Credit where it's due please.

Camp
Is Sontag's 'Notes on Camp' the longest dictionary definition ever? I was going to ask her what 'crepuscular' means but now I don't think I'll bother…what with her being dead and all.