Lady RavenWaves?!? My god, I thought you were still locked up in a box back at my mom's house! How do you get internet access in there? I hope you don't mind that I left you with only Mapletown families for company.

Lady RavenWaves?!? My god, I thought you were still locked up in a box back at my mom's house! How do you get internet access in there? I hope you don't mind that I left you with only Mapletown families for company.

Well, yeah, but @Scrawler is only funny because her soul is still empty.

Well, are we making sure there are no gay boys allowed in the boys' locker room now? (I already know it's okay if lesbians use the girls' locker room, so I'm not even asking about that.) Maybe the REAL solution is that no one should be in locker rooms to begin with?

Ram Rockwell! Big McLargehuge!

I have to thank you for the rec, Watcho. I just heard the phrase, "The red hots are for my mommy!" sobbed by a grown man, and it was AWESOME. I'd like that on a t-shirt or an embroidered throw pillow or something.

I was surprised at first, but then realized that of course he'd approve of the Family Circus' moral values — probably hopes the mom will set a good example for that slutty Bella or something…

Ooh, someone else who doesn't like the art in 642, thank god. Everyone looks to be about 300 lbs and built like a linebacker, which really cracks me up when it's Carlie… I have to admit I got some sort of bizarre satisfaction out of her looking like a gigantic hideous man-beast.

Bagley's not on USM anymore, though— it's David LaFuente, who sucks worse than Bagley ever did.

One of my favorite parts is Doc whistling as they walk to the OK Corral, and I remember reading (think it was in that John Myers Myers biography Shore Patrol mentioned) that witnesses said he really did do that. I hope it's true, because seriously, how badass can you get?

In a situation like that—talking about a kid you've never even MET, too—there's no way I could look at my husband about to drown and just leave him there. No way.

I'm a librarian AND an illustrator! Therefore I'm actually helping people to rob me of my royalties.

Make saying "ICE to meet you," or any variation thereof, punishable by death.

Thanks, Space Pope, that's what I was going to try to say, but I wouldn't have managed to explain it so well and with poopers and rusty spoons thrown in for good measure.

Excuse me, but do you have any Nabin Hipster Glasses in stock?

That Seyfried chick, I don't know…somebody pointed out awhile ago that she has the Innsmouth look, and it's true, she totally does, and now I can't see her without getting a little creeped out.

I loved the Mortal Engines books — I'm on the last one now & just got my husband to start reading them. I'll have to look for the others you mention…thanks for the recommendations!

Aw man, Dr. Physics, who asked you?! Wax Tom Cruise don't wanna talk to a scientist, y'all motherfuckers lying and getting him pissed.

hey, cool, a fellow Duck comics fan…I still remember my dad bringing me my first one when I was six, and I've been reading them ever since.

Love Alan Garner! Did you ever read "The Owl Service", also by Garner? It's really haunting and dark (weird ending, though).