Leave out Aeron?  Is Damphair gonna have to drown a bitch?

Snorting coke off whose nipples, now?

Taylor, Mumford, Rihanna, Fun-boys, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish but… no, you know what, just get the hell off the stage.

in 1,000,000 AD:"Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again."He's lost him 10,000 times???

in 1,000,000 AD:"Bobo, I know I say this every century, but I'll never leave you behind again."He's lost him 10,000 times???

Odds and ends:

Odds and ends:

"[America] was basically the land of Journey and Boston and Styx."

"[America] was basically the land of Journey and Boston and Styx."

You might have also seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole!

You might have also seen Al Capone dancing the Charleston on top of a flagpole!

Lovely bit of news.

Lovely bit of news.

Fuck you Yankee blue jeans!

Fuck you Yankee blue jeans!

Welcome to Artville!

Welcome to Artville!

That is the worst acronym ever.

That is the worst acronym ever.

You tell 'em, Shrike!