This is definitely the darkest timeline.

You know how the coloreds are with their collard greens.

You flushed that opportunity down the pipe.

Damn dude. Too soon.

The K is for KRAZY!

Fast forward to the 1:00 mark to watch Justin Hawkins dry hump his brother while playing a double-necked guitar.

It's been eight years and nobody's managed to capture the magic of The Darkness's homoerotic, incestuous guitar solo in Christmas Time.
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I misheard that line I as "I let him be the carpet of my magic carpet ride." I sat here thinking "How is that sexy?" Then I thought "How sexy is that!"

I disagree. I'm pretty sure Nikki Potnik is the name of the person that drunkenly drove into a tree during the season 1 episode "Underage Drinking, a national concern." I'm sure they would have made the connection at some point. Or at the very least, Dennis would have labeled their sex tape appropriately.

Important discussion:
Better name for a new dog- Taco or Ruxin?

I remember watching "Adventures in Babysitting" on the Disney Channel when I was 10. People were making a big deal that it was Disney's first PG-13 film. My young brain mistook PG-13 to mean "Guarantee of seeing Elizabeth Shue's boobs." I don't think I've been able to forgive the Disney Channel for not showing…

I'm a bit young to remember MASH. That was the really funny show where the woman killed her baby in the last episode, right?