This Thanksgiving…communism lands on American soil. TWO of these people will die.

The looks Dennis got from Mac and Charlie when he was on the verge of "confessing" were priceless. They are definitely waiting for the day when they hear Dennis confess to a murder.

The looks Dennis got from Mac and Charlie when he was on the verge of "confessing" were priceless. They are definitely waiting for the day when they hear Dennis confess to a murder.

This movie was squirm-inducing from the get-go. The main character is so repulsive I wanted to take a shower after spending an hour and a half following him around.

This movie was squirm-inducing from the get-go. The main character is so repulsive I wanted to take a shower after spending an hour and a half following him around.

I guess I can top working on my spec script for the season 5 premiere, Spartacus: Full Penetration

I guess I can top working on my spec script for the season 5 premiere, Spartacus: Full Penetration

Yes, indeed there are titties. And I must say, Kirsten Dunst has really put on a few pounds.

I for one cannot wait to see this. If there is one thing I can never get enough of, it's movies about thirty-something white guys going through existential crises.

The only way this news could get any better is if it included the phrase "as Raylan mourns the death of his ex-wife Winona" sprinkled somewhere about. 

The only surprise of the evening for me was when it was revealed that Cheri Oteri is now a member of Cirque du Soleil

I'd go with Zombie Boy by Magnetic Fields. Not only is it an unbelievably ugly song, but after a few listens, they would start to understand the lyrics, and be just horrified. It is, after all, a song about digging up the corpse of a young boy and having sex with it. Good times! 

For a really decent little history of the band during the Bon Scott era, Joe Bonomo's 33 1/3 book on Highway to Hell is pretty solid.

Well, let's be honest, only from the waist up. Her legs are like damn cinder blocks. 

Ladies, let this be a wake-up call. It wouldn't kill you to lose five pounds.

When Fat Mac burst into the bar at the very end, he somehow looked way fatter  after having seen Skinny Mac for the whole episode. I also thought it was hilarious that Charlie actually seemed like the responsible one for most of the episode.

Turns out they've been looking for a singer who could, in fact, drive 55. 

Agreed. This wasn't one for the ages, but it made me laugh pretty consistently. Dennis freaking out is always hilarious, and he was freaking out basically this entire episode, albeit in a whisper.

You left out the best part of the exchange about Alec Baldwin. Larry says, "…all I saw was him fucking her. And she was on top!"  And Artie replies, "Lazy bastard!" God bless Rip Torn.

I bet in the new version Wimpy will constantly be eating veggie burgers, cause that's where we're at right now. And I wonder how they'll handle the "Bluto wants to rape Olive Oil" storyline.