That's yo man's titty. Twenty-year-old titty? Community titty! 

Timberlake was so traumatized by the event, he swore that from that day on he would only make retarded-looking movies. 

I read Cold Mountain for a book club once. Then my balls fell off. 

"Tastefully done" is how she's gonna describe her first double penetration scene in a few years. 

If that issue doesn't incorporate the phrase "Ginger Muffin " at least once, the whole writing staff should be fired.

Three more days of pictures, then eight months to airbrush out all the freckles.

Once again, the throwaway lines are what ratcheted this whole thing up from hilarious to amazing. Like after they leave the dartboard Charlie mumbles "He's dead inside" or when Mac admits under his breath that the last time they played the game it drove Dee to attempt suicide, "She did dude, I saw it. I didn't tell…

Coming Soon: Season Two: One Touch Is Never Enough: Kiefer Will Be Pushed To The Back Of The Bus. 

I loved how she threw a picture of her own mother in the garbage can, cementing the obvious that it's clearly all about her.

I think I remember a throwaway line from Dom Dimello right at the end of a recent episode with Patton Oswolt where Aukerman asks if there's anything else he wants to mention, and he says "Not really. Oh I'm thinking of killing myself." then the show ended. I almost pissed myself.  

No thanks
The last thing I need is to be awakened to the fact that I'm dreaming, and have arranged for the murder of Laura Harring. Even though she totally deserved it.

Sheesh
Amsterdam is the prudest city ever.

This really is a great thread, very helpful. I actually was introduced to Gould after reading The Loser by Thomas Berhard, a really weird book that I can't say I recommend. It's a fictional account of two piano virtuosos who, after studying with Gould and witnessing how much of a genius he was, go crazy and abandon…

I hear the big twist is that it rapes Sarah Polley at the end.

My favorite: Charlie trying to protect Dee from the 3D: "Is this safe?"

It's not what you think
We only had sex!

That sex scene made me laugh on par with the ostrich. It was basically a shot for shot reshoot of the hilariously long softcore scene from the Room, with Frank playing an Indian chief playing Tommy Wiseau! Fuckin awesome.

Fuck you
Pay me.

Actually, I think this isn't a bad idea
The movie wasn't all that good, but it really did nail what it was like to work in a restaurant. This could actually turn out to be moderately watchable. Of course, it almost certainly won't…

Balls. My bad.