I was hacky sacking way before I even met her!
Awesome episode. The way all the goofy threads converged at the end was pretty Seinfeld-ian, which makes sense considering Jeff Schaffer's resume.

I was hacky sacking way before I even met her!
Awesome episode. The way all the goofy threads converged at the end was pretty Seinfeld-ian, which makes sense considering Jeff Schaffer's resume.

I combined two recipes!

Crap and a mint
-A half hour before you guys wanna leave, give me a heads up, I'll go to the bathroom, crap the booze out, pop a mint, and be ready to go.

-Hey Lara, when did you start smoking?
-I smoke every once and a while. Helps relieve tension.
-When did you get so tense?
-When I started smoking. Also when my acting career went in the shitter.

Must be a Geminiiiiiiii
That sounds oddly like an early Violent Femmes tune.

Why is Chris Evert
riding in a car with Tom Petty? I' m confused.

Is she a grenade or a land mine? I'm not sure the exact weight cut-off.

the Situation
is totally gonna bang Palin's daughter. Fuck a Levi Johnston.

Seriously
How can you fuck up a movie about killer Piranhas invading Spring Break? Tits, blood, tits, tits, blood, tits, severed limbs/blood, tits…for an hour and a half. It's not rocket science.

I like that song. It reminds me of Olyphants.

Amber Tamblyn
can be reached through her attorney, Bob Loblaw.

My favorite one
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

HACK THE PLANET, BITCHES!

Gary Busey. He was born for the role.

Baron Von Shock
I'm both disappointed and glad you didn't review Rob Zombie's new piece of crap. It really is one of the lamest things I've read in a while.

Rick Moranis
AVC really has a hard-on for that guy.

Say what you want about Hulk, but at least he never did this:

You're fired, you sanctimonious son of a bitch! Ya heard?!

If nothing else…
another gay love story will provide Robin Williams with a few more years' worth of talk-show material.