First guest
has to be Rick Santorum.

He wears those shorts
cause he has to be able to move like a cheetah. A law enforcement cheetah.

Agreed. There's no way Jeremy Piven could be half as funny and interesting as that guy (what was his name?). Does this one have an $88 car?

I thought Ferris was the coolest guy in history, but then again that was when I was eight.

We're not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that…Just a couple hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals.

God Damn it
I have no reason to live.

Say what you want about the Shack
but they're the only place on earth that sells the foam covers for ipod headphones. That place ain't never done wrong by me.

Nice review
I definitely think it's one of the finest in the show's entire run, and one of the most insightful in the brief history of the internet.

This confirms it
Roger Ebert officially loves every single movie that comes out now.

That would make sense, but for some reason I really think it was Garry's Show, like a weird dream-sequence episode or something.

Is this a real episode or am I crazy?
I specifically remember an episode which was some sort of anniversary for a Tonight Show-esque talk show hosted by Garry. There was a streaker, and a bit with Jay Leno, who over the years kept getting bumped for more famous guests. And it definitely wasn't the Larry Sanders Show.…

If I'm not mistaken
The Cobra Kai rode motorcycles, and they scared the fuck out of at least two or three people.

Yes but
you didn't tell me where NOT to start.

I love the fact that the severed head he acquires here becomes his most trusted confidant for the entire run of the show.

Hey, Luigi bringa you free pizza. Why you gotta make-a fun, eh?

I hate to admit it
but Scary Movie 2 is a guilty pleasure - Chris Eliot and David Cross just crack me right up. All it was really missing was a breakdancing CGI fetus.

This guy's got it all figured out.
Make millions exploiting the paranoid fears of the fringe right-wing crazies, organize a mass tea-bagging protest against the concept of taxation (???), fill gun-nuts with xenophobic fear to the point where they shoot a bunch of cops…but hey, I' m just a rodeo clown! I mean who wants…

At first glance
I thought Den Bejar had written a bunch of novels.

Hey, does anyone else think
the original movie was like the Gimme Shelter of horror movies?

You don't talk to Nicotrel like that.