Picking up and moving one of those chairs is pretty much a declaration of war. Who knows what will happen to your car.

She's right
Those people who save parking spots with lawn chairs in Chicago are fucking assholes.

Arby's "Roast Beef"
A friend used to work there, and told me that before the beef-loaf goes into the oven, it's almost transparent, and is gelatenous to the point that it resembles a jello-mold. I strictly adhere to the "never before two a.m." rule.

The answer is yes…
Lorne Michaels hates joy. I can think of no other explanation for his decision to make SNL completely laugh-free.

Am I the only one here who loves Furnace Room Lullaby?

I have to believe that if Ms. Case were to read that she would call you a gigantic pussy.

I once saw a fat woman on a tour wipe out on a segway in the middle of the street. It was the greatest moment of my life.

Of course they wouldn't. Not while I'm wearing a nine-and-a-half thousand dollar suit.

Kudos to you sir. Well done.

I have one, so what?
Like I'm gonna care what anyone thinks of me while I'm wearing a seven thousand dollar suit. COME ON!

Wasn't there a show on MTV with this basic premise called the Blame Game or some shit like that? Lets hope whichever suit greenlit this ends up joining Greenpeace.

Ah, England…
Providing the world with war-movie bad guys for a thousand years.

Sweep your chimney for a quid?

Skid Row. They really took a nosedive after Slave to the Grind.

I came to the Stripes in 2003 also, and when I finally got around to getting the first album, it floored me to hear their bluesy garage rock totally stripped down to the basics, but that's really just a personal preference. I'm rarely on top of things enough to get in on a really great band on the the ground floor, so…

This cannot be said of the first White Stripes album
That shit fuckin rawwwked

Please oh please
Let Mickey Roarke fight Sean Penn. PLEEEEEEEASE!

Alicia Keys
When she talks she really reminds me of Claire Huxtable.

He's been doing that telethon since 1951?!
Never been a big fan, but that pretty much speaks for itself.

Drop Dead Fred
I like it.