Hey Krauthammer, your WaPo column sucks. Fucking hack.

I'm picturing all you guys at home with curlers in your hair sipping white zinfandel.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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And I think it's kind of funny…
I think it's kind of sad.

Same boat
Same shit happened to me. After the "real" tickets to the DC show at the Verizon Center were all gone, there were convenient offers from TicketsNow on the same screen telling me I was shit out of luck. And the seats were upwards of $200 for way up top behind the fucking stage! Fucking Ticketmaster. I curse…

I'm gonna go ahead and say that Escape from L.A. was a fucking blast. I mean Bruce Campbell as a psychotic plastic surgeon? Pam Grier as a hang-gliding tranny with a machine gun? What else do you really want from a movie?

Totally off the subject, but in looking for the Jaws clip I found this, which is the greatest god damn thing I've seen all day.

Behold the awesome power of 3D!!!!!!

Add one more D
I was at the Baltimore Aquarium and they showed us a movie in 4D!!! Man you gotta see it it's in 4D what are you waiting for!!!!!!!!!Of course the extra D was them physically abusing us to simulate whatever was onscreen, including prodding us in the back and spraying us with water. It was the fucking…

Yeah I agree. I think there are instances where 3D would make sense, but narrative movies isn't one of them. Case in point: anyone remember the end of Jaws 3, where the shark crashes through the glass underwater control deck or whatever? To see it not in 3D it looks freaking ridiculous. It looks like a lifeless shark …

Funny, when I first glanced at the title of this post I thought it involved tips ascertained from reading The Road, which would also make quite a lot of sense. Tip #1: carry a pistol with at least as many bullets as the number of people you're with. But will you be able to do it when the time comes? WILL YOU???

Thanks for clearing that up, I've never known what that word was.

Learn your rules…
You better learn your rules…

The eyes
are the groin of the face.

Yeah that's me. Touch me and I yell red.

No mention of The Shield?!
How can we be expected to take this self-important circle-jerk of an event seriously if they don't even acknowledge the best fucking show on TV this past year?

Wrestlemania 25?!
Man I am fucking old.

I think that may have been The Hater. And she may have been using sharp wit and sarcasm.

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