I hear…
…he's gonna have a lady skin a rabbit in front of the White House.

Yep, gimme a call sometime at 588-2300

I will not stand for this

Yes but…
will this album contain hot dogs no-doze hot sex in back rows?

Let me be the first (or perhaps not) to say…
…thanks for taking the time to dust this one off. I just finished the series and this dvd just came from Netflix yesterday, and despite your disappointment I'm still looking forward to watching it. One of the reasons I went back and watched the series is because I caught…

Oh Pam…
I just can't stay away from your rockin tits.

I too would like to engage in sweet lovemaking with Ms. Holmes. Or I would have, at least, before they removed her vagina.

I agree, they really did a poor job covering a bunch of horses running in a circle.

Roman Polanski
I did not see that coming. Well done sir.

I see your boo fucking hoo and raise you a cry me a fucking river. God forfuckingbid someone makes fun of your religion, Hindus. Get fucking over yourselves.

I guess next time I will not be so vague and haphazard with my Simpsons quotes, Timonator. I will certainly accept the fact that I am indeed a nerd, and very much look forward to more insightful musings on the fallabilty of the human psyche and its effects on western democracy. I do consider myself served on this…

I was actually quoting the Simpsons there, Timonator. Thanks for pissing in my cornflakes twice in one day.

I've said it before and I'll say it again…
Democracy doesn't work.

I guess…
…here's one time you should not have bet on black.

That really chaps my hide.

We need more Kelly Kapoor
Best line of the episode- "How dare you"

Let's give it a chance
If history has taught us anything, it's that former Weekend Update anchors always kill in late night.

Ghosts of Abu Ghraib
Just wondering, how does this compare to the doc on HBO a year or so back?

I predict…
…she'll be sportin' toe like never before.

Shaun of the Dead worked because, even though it was a self-conscience send-up, it delivered the fuckin goods in the end. I can't imagine you could say that about this one.