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Abe Froman
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Yes but…
…is there a money shot?

You can't beat the original Bad News Bears. "Hey Yankees, take your apology and your trophy and shove em up you ass!"

Willie Rules
Before Willie I never thought I could like country music. But that's the difference between him and the Toby Keith/Big N Rich morons. Those guys are only singing to the shitkicking rednecks, Willie sings to everyone. Plus his bus runs on corn.

See also…
Roger Ebert vs. Rob Schneider, and/or Vincent Gallo. I would have to say that those who "strike back" at the critics are overwhelmingly douchebags. Except Uwe Boll - he's a living fucking legend.

Sex Type Thing…
Has there ever been a catchier song about rape? Me thinks not.

Miley Cyrus
Done and done.

I don't get it
American Apparel. I just don't get it.

And kerfuffle to you good sir.

Kerfuffle
Don't know anything about this, or care to, but man do I love the work KERFUFFLE!! I wish it were our aloha.

In a related story, I will now be spring breaking somewhere else.

You actually had to choose to hate Jared Leto? That's like choosing to hate cancer.

I sure hope…
..this movie doesn't fuck up Lindsey Lohan's career.

You know what she should try…
Releasing a photo collection where she gets boned by Vanilla Ice.

After seeing The Thing I'm thinking this Antarctica concert might just work out for the best.

Tori Spelling…
Last time I saw a face like hers I put five on it to show. Ba-dum-tshhh

Bit of trivia…
Mark David Chapman was wearing fingerless gloves when he shot Lennon.

Who wouldv'e guessed that, years later, Huey would reclaim his place on the A-List by singing about Jimmy Kimmel fucking Ben Affleck?