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"That's not the problem. No one says that you have to like Stefan. It's that you're being a flaming fucking retard about it."

Also, how does refusing to bow at the Altar of Stefan make me a troll?

"As noted, Stefan only lost to Andrea by audience vote. If we cared what the fuck people thought, Hung would've lost to Casey."

"What the fuck difference does it make if he insults people or not?"

Hosea = 05-06 Duke.

Stefan the badass needs excuses. Tsk, tsk.

For what it's worth, I can't stand Hosea either.

I'd rank every single of the top final twos from all past seasons over Stefan. You'd have Marcel and Richard cooking on nuclear reactors while Stefan would make meatloaf. My mom makes meatloaf. She also doesn't act like an ass doing it.

Look who he's up against. The talent this season sucks.

And for those who follow college basketball:

"all the Stefan haters can fuckin' suck it. "

A correction, Scott
"He's going to have to have a massive, Richard-esque meltdown to let this one get away from him, and he's far more disciplined than the freewheeling Richard ever was."

No one's gonna say it? Then I'll say it.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Way to go, Stefan! It takes a Top Chef indeed to get DESTROYED by the ONLY CONTESTANT TO EVER BE ELIMINATED TWICE! You're so great, Stefan! Best contestant EVAR!

Eh.
Not a great episode. I guess they needed to tone down the mythology a bit after Safe and Bound, but this one went a little bit *too* smoothly. Would have liked to see more brain melting, less Torv sistas at home.

Stefan is the most talented…out of THIS group. Which is to say, his gloriously middlebrow European comfort food goes a long way in the middle of mediocre chefs.

The problem with Stefan's cockiness is that he comes across as a little 12-year-old punk. He's spouting shit just to spout it; it's only a matter of time before he's all like "hahahaha Jamie has boobies and is a lezbo."

Poor Stefan? Not really. Unlike a Stephen or a Hung, Stephan knows he's being an insufferable jackoff.

Sadly, the bell tolls for Fabio soon
He was great in the front of the house- a skill that will be tested exactly zero times from here on out. The things he actually cooked- steak sandwich, egg roll- sucked. These are easy things!

Ahh, true. But I think Stefan's a step down from all those winners, honestly.

Don't forget Hung's magical breakfast cereal forest.