Wowzers, MASK, Micronauts, and ROM? What can we expect next from the big movie studios? Movie universes based on the plastic chaff consigned to the bargain shelves in wake of the action figure craze of the 1980s?
A Go-Bots or Bravestarr film perhaps? Perhaps we can have a Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors film duology,…

I hope Jason Bourne hasn't forgotten his name again in the upcoming movie. we already went through this three times

The far superior remake would be the 2004 TV adaption the one with mecha and where their version of the character Kikuchiyo is a former peasant turned cyborg samurai

There should have been a somber piano-plinking version of the original theme, then the sound of a record scratch giving way to a funky techno version to let people know that this ain't your parents' Magnificent Seven.

"We're huge fans of various franchises that are corporate-owned mass media produced and consumed by millions and millions and millions of people. Obviously, this makes us special and unique."

This is the sort of material that has me hoping this is the year the clickbait media bubble bursts - what with the recent layoffs at places like Mashable and Salon

Hire those cats now and cast off this "Blevins" entity, GJ,I would improve greatly.

I stopped going to Gamestops because I was tired of dealing with various obnoxious clerks. Whether it was the clerk who responded to my stated disinterest in buying a strategy guide along with Alpha Protocol by getting really snitty about it.
"Oh big man, doesn't think he needs the guide!" he said while sneering
Or the…

The secret is that the next film will feature another superweapon. You thought the Starkiller Base was "impressive"? Just wait till you get a load of the Starkillerplex, which is a hollowed out planet complete with four moons that were also hollowed out and turned into Starkiller Bases.

The action moments in Drug War are pretty amazing, especially the final shootout, and the rest of the film is a pretty tense procedural.

Are we absolutely sure this is Spacey, because at this point I can't see Spacey accepting any script that doesn't revolve entirely around playing a character that is constantly and tediously flaunting his "superior" "intelligence".

I'm surprised Steve Alten is still around trying - back in the late 2000s he wrote a poorly researched and near-unreadable novel entitled The Shell Game, that was a flop - the plot was centered around 9/11 conspiracy theories and the "next 9/11" which was part of a plot to start a war with Iran by setting off a nuke…

One way to improve this franchise would be to make C3P0 more like the version from the Auralnauts audio redubbings of the Star Wars franchise

At this point, why would anyone appear in a film with Nic Cage unless they like, owed some gangsters a lot of money and were in dire need of a payday.

This is a change, since the internet has even more of places which document various peoples' manchildhood obsessions with Star Wars.

There was a Buzzfeed article on Clay's new show

The only way for this story to be even more faker would have included a moment where somebody started singing a song (like 'Bohemian Rhapsody' or 'Still Alive' from Portal) and everybody else in the restaurant joined in and sang in perfect harmony, or a robber showed up and the customer was able to disarm him even…

How has that man not gone up in an explosion of clouds of heroin powder yet.

The real problem was that after awhile, MADtv outstripped SNL in running recurring character sketches into the ground.

The point of every Cracked.com article now: You're all awful human beings, but you've redeemed yourself by reading Cracked.