I don't agree with the HitB review, but then again I don't agree with a lot of their conclusions - however having seen the film myself and having a different opinion on it than some people, I found it mostly "ehhhhh, so-so" and not, as some other people on the Internet have, to varying hyperbolic degrees, the worst…

The novel Firefox was based on, by the late Craig Thomas, was followed up by a couple of sequels featuring Gant, first by Firefox Down, where Gant brings the top-secret advanced MiG fighter down 20 miles short of the Norwegian border, and it's stuck in a frozen lake. Gant is forced to abandon the jet and run for his…

Originally, the "Are We There Yet?" producer was going to do a straight Mr.
Blandings remake, but the moment Ice Cube came on board, it was decided it would be safer to hedge their bets by turning it into a sequel through last-minute rewrites.

The secret level in Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 is Bam Margera's parents fear of physical abuse at the hands of their son.

"Sure, I'll pay for your legal fees, ha ha, let it not be said Tom Green is nothing if not generous…so, they're fining you $200, huh. Well, uh…" :turns and runs away:

Not to get all serious here, but true AGI will not take human-like form nor will it think like us. Our thought processes are inferior to the various ways a machine can/will formulate free thought. They won’t model even a narrow AI brain off of our own, so why would you expect a true AGI to utilize us as a framework?…

Next, Great Job, Internet shares that hilarious new GIF animation depicting the opening moments of a Japanese video game. All your base are belong to us, ha ha.

I'm thinking of a bit from Evelyn Waugh's novel 1938 Scoop, about journalists covering a supposed civil war that's expected to break out any second in the not-quite war-torn sub-Saharan nation of Ishmaelia: The foreign correspondents, when they aren't feuding with each other or padding their expense accounts will…

I'm confused, at which point does she leap at somebody and smash them in the face with her elbow.

I've seen CED players occasionally at thrift shops and other places, on sale for like $5 and sometimes mislabeled as "laserdisc" players.

An actual line from Children of Dune

Also, they ruled Daulerio has to allow himself to be subjected to several leg drops by Hogan.

I did the video store clerk thing too, years ago, the real test of patience would be putting it up against certain sorts of North American Video Store Patrons, as used to walk into video rental shops all the time.

It wasn't that Cameron Diaz committed the "grievous" sin of getting "old", by the time the first Charlie's Angels film rolled around she already looked like she was having her skin bleached and a couple of millimeters shaved off of her cheekbones every year, maybe some sort of injections, who knows, as well as getting…

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"You don't understand. Every night when the moon is full, I turn into a wolf!"
"You and twenty million other guys."

Film Critic Hulk is terrible. Rip off someone else's IP to get people to pass around your shitty reviews and then completely abandon 99% of the stupid gimmick in the first place when dummies inexplicably read you without irony.

Why would anal be considered an award?
I mean…you know…:sotto voce: poop comes out of there
I just thought people should know.

He selected his most somber semi-formal bandana to wear in court.

So, 80s pop cultural references, virtual MMORPG, etc, other people have gotten it but what's worst is that despite all of the praise the book had received…it's awful. Flat, dull. The protagonist/narrator is the most obnoxious character In the book, like the worst know-it-all Reddit fedoratheist ever as the nominal…