I can sort of see where that comes from because in recent years, especially, there've been various "high concept" comics that can't only be easily summed up by a "high concept" description - It's like (horror movie) meets (crime drama TV series) or it's like (well known superhero franchise) meets high school! - and…

The comic book world is littered with the remains of failed superhero universes, Malibu, Broadway, Defiant, DH's Comics Greatest World, Topps Comics "Kirbyverse" and etc. and lots of small publishers that centered themselves around "new" shared settings that went down the tubes when their awkward attempts at forcing…

One of the bits that is often mentioned is how when he's trying out his new powers Starbrand flies up into space and looks over the Earth…and then realizes he's not sure how to make his way back down to Pittsburgh, since he really can't make out any landmarks from that height and has no navigational aids.

Tyler Perry's I Can Do Mad Science All By Myself
Tyler Perry Presents Madea Makes Mutants

This is really the only scene with Clement that stuck with me: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

For the most part Mad TV was dross but Sasso had some good bits, playing Seagal as a dim, squinty-eyed, oblivious goon was one of his better spot-on impressions, like the sketch where Sasso-Seagal is starring in his answer to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and is so convinced he can leap through the air unaided by…

I fucking love science. Science for the motherbitching epic win. Don’t know if you’ve seen the shit I’ve been sharing on Facebook, but it’s a lot of stuff about science and how fucking epically motherbitching sick it is. It’s cool to talk about science using swear words. The swear words make the science better.

Tesla deserves respect for his scientific and engineering work, but he was also a loner nut who misled people. Going all gah-gah over him is a sure sign of geek dementia, like all of the people I've seen who seem to believe that Tesla's SUPER COOL SCIENCE DEATH RAY concept and wacky ideas about transcontinental…

"Every other Undertale character: I have complex emotional issues and to spare me you have to help me confront my inner demons.
Muffet: Where's my fucking money?"

At this point I couldn't believe nobody had referenced Looker yet. These fellows have taken it to the next level; you don't even need to scan their actual bodies now before you have the models eliminated by a Light Ocular-Oriented Kinetic Emotive Responses pistol-toting henchman wearing mirrored glasses that look like…

Listen, if you want to know the REAL reason Crystal Pepsi was discontinued, let me just say it has to do with an enormous vat of it still being stored at a classified location, a series of mysterious fatal "accidents" and a decades long cover-up. To find out more, subscribe to my Youtube channel for videos of me…

So a lazy and idiotic idea based around the tiresome old penis envy/substitute bullshit that is so ingrained into the most thoughtless realms of US culture, to the point that almost nobody who references it even remembers where it came from?

Well, that made me hate the very concept of music. Good Job, Internet.

Elmo is a devote of the Left Hand Path, a Luciferian fascist in the service of promoting the agenda of the New World Order and their military-industrial-occult complex. Just like the makers of Gravity Falls and The Hunger Games films.

In a scene from the John Wick sequel featuring Muppets as antagonists in my imagination, the Muppets send in a hit squad of Sesame Street characters after Wick, a team of out-of-town contractors. Wick dispatches most of them with ease using hand to hand techniques, but Elmo proves to be a tenacious knife-fighter and…

The first TV secret agent who will look like he's about to burst into tears at any moment.

One of the lines from the Troopers Rifftrax that made me laugh so hard I was caught off guard by my own reaction was a rather mild Nelson riff, maybe it was something in the delivery.
:Denise Richards' character is eyeing Casper Van Dien's character:
MIKE: She wants the D . . . -list actor.

I've been tracking down Morricone's more pop-music sounding OSTs, like the one for what sounds like an otherwise forgettable 1968 Italian sex comedy entitled "Scusi, Facciamo L'amore?" A digital version of the soundtrack is available unless you want to drop like 30-something on a used/new import CD.

The only Morricone soundtrack news I'm interested in is that some day, someone will put out a proper legit re-release of the Danger:Diabolik OST, because your only real choices in attempting to make a legit purchase of it are buying it for ridiculous prices on Amazon Marketplace or eBay, and there's no digital release…

There's also a sequel to another JCVD film being worked on, though I believe it will lack JCVD himself - a sequel to Hard Target starring British martial artist Scott Adkins. Speculation is that, because she posted a photo from the set, Thai actress Jeeja Yanin is also in the movie: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-4…