But that never actually happened in the film, so I felt cheated. Or, at least, I don't know, somebody dropping a safe on him, that would have been satisfactory.

What's in the bag, a stake or something?

I saw Van Helsing in the theater and early on in Paris, after the encounter with the freakishly huge Mr. Hyde who turns back into Dr. Jekyll before getting killed - that one gendarme looks up at Jackman from the crowd of bystanders and shouts VANNNNNNNN HELLLLLLLLSSSSSSSIN, YOUUUUUUU MURRRRRDERERRRRRRRRRR and a ripple…

I think he and Kara Starbuck helped team SG-1 blow up the Death Star with the help of Dr. Who.

Remember the first time you wanted to see this character shoved off of a cliff.

I hope we get some awkward TV interviews with De Niro out of this.
"Yeah, I…:exhales loudly:…I'm known as a…:exhales loudly, looks down and then off to the side:…for tough guy roles but…this time you know, I'm going to whack you…whack the audience…:breathes even louder:…with laughs :squirms in seat, looks off to the…

A very entertaining read, the Reddit comments are full of nerds desperate to reconcile George Lucas' descent into ultimate failure and prove that the movies held a deeper meaning that the public forced him to abandon.

thE mAStEr DOes nOT APproVe oF sUCh dEvICes

Nobody actually praise It Follows or anything, as I've witnessed recently more than once and not just here at the good old AV Club, there are certain people out there whose reaction to anyone praising it is to churlishly accuse people who have good things to say about It Follows of being pretentious or hipsters or…

Colbert would also like to assure you J.J.Abrams is NOT a soulless hack that specializes in mercenary gigs making slick, overly-formulaic action movies that are just minimally entertaining enough to get moviegoers in seats for a couple weeks but have zero personality or enduring appeal, which makes him practically New…

"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times. I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

http://achewood.com/index.p…

An audio version of the "fake/mockumentary news broadcast" that I just thought about would be this, 1972's The Peoria Plague - not much information is available about the production besides it's being recorded and broadcast at radio station WUHN in Peoria - a vintage zombie outbreak story, featuring mysterious power…

That works better than the sort of horror stories where people talk to locals about a supposed haunted house or mine or sinister, remote village or something and though nobody "knows" much about it they are still have a casual encyclopedic knowledge of all of the local unverifiable hearsay.

Laserdisc was unappreciated in it's time. And having to get up and flip it over to continue watching it just like the characters in the framing story was just irritating.

Once again, the Disney conglomerate produces an Ouroboros/Human Centipede of marketing.

I hope various people take this news and run with it to make their own Wes Anderson horror movie parody videos and post them online; it would be especially great if most of them appear to be made by people who based their parody on watching the first ten or fifteen minutes of The Royal Tennenbaums only.

I wouldn't call Ghostwatch found footage, it was really a mockumentary, something sort of along the lines of 1983's Special Bulletin and others, which is a format that can work well for horror without some of the obvious problems that can occur in found-footage.

"(many of which are genuinely talented)"
and Nick Swardson is in there as well.

That would hardly be difficult.