Turd Ferguson…(chews gum)…it's a…funny name.

I came across the Untouchables on same basic cable channel a few years ago just before the big ambush scene at Connery-as-"Malone's" apartment, you know the one: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
and for some reason they blanked out "wop" but left "dago" alone.

Caitlyn Jenner is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.

I'm surprised they didn't go with the obvious choice - just borrow the already available title You Must Fight To Live (On The Planet of The Apes)
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And introducing more people to madness like R.O.T.O.R.

Almost as good, Jar Jar getting into some antics:

Reno 911 was great - everything else mentioned up there, it ranges from "ehhhh" to "aggressively mediocre". Like, movies that seem to be going out of their way to be more predictable than usual hackwork, blander and pander to the lowest common denominator.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks did you just say about Vancouver, you bloody tarbanac? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Canadian national hockey team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret games against the Boston Bruins, and I have over 300 confirmed pucks in the net. I am trained in…

It would have been more appropriate if the audiobook had been read by Hank Azaria in the Comic Book Guy voice.

This article makes me think there should be some sort of AV Club piece on Scott Adkins, who could be in a Run The Series what with his roles in the DTV "sequels" to Walter Hill's Undisputed, where he plays resident champ at a Russian prison where mafiya types organize bloody fights for profit. The third one has him as…

Nice touch in Day of Reckoning, Van Damme's Deveraux has gone all Colonel Kurtz and is seen wearing a Vietnam War-era M65 field jacket with matching pants and combat boots.
The Andrew Scott in Day of Reckoning is even more unhinged than previous versions.

Actually, remake is going to feature an entire coven of actual Italian-Americans of a certain…stripe.
The only coven that drive around in IROC-Zs and they're all "'ey you mooks, whose the muthafucka we gotta talk to about summoning one of these muthafuckas. Oh, this is takin' too long, let's go over to Antonio's and…

That was rather underwhelming. Stripped of the neocon pundit character, Colbert falls completely flat as a host. Lots of bad "ironic" and forced wacky/zany randomness. I wasn't expecting something revolutionary but this was kind of flat.

They are at least pointing out with video evidence that these Anderson parodies are lame. Every other month it's as if some fools decide to release yet another Anderson parody, and based only on someone's having watching a few minutes of the Royal Tennenbaums. These people don't even seem too familiar with the work…

Intentionally drawing in a style reminiscent of some lousy self-published comic from the late 1980s "black and white" comics boom/bust you'd find collecting dust in some comic shop's bargain bin is Marra's deliberate choice, as seen here in this GQ interview: http://www.gq.com/story/pai…

Consumerism is an important part of nerd culture…you bigot.

Children cannot appreciate the continuity and history of the Star Wars franchise, and especially do not how to properly handle the merchandise that comes with it. As I told that ignorant crotchspawn who got in my way at the Toys-R-Us when the new Clone Wars action figures had been released "Unhand those Anakin and…

I came across some conspiracy theorist website and there was a post about the blatant Illuminati symbolism in the show, including all of the "clues". The author of the post infused it with some bitter sarcasm about OH SURELY THIS JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE SHOW FOR KIDS RIGHT?!? and that it was all right, certainly, if…

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Mama's Family was one of those sitcoms that survived being kicked off a network only to survive in first-run syndication in an even cheaper, lousier form.