Hopefully this sequel will feature the vampires actually feeding on humans. They aren't going to puss out like the creators of Count von Count or Count Chocula.

In a further statement, Williams said, "Not only am I going to be a 'special' - no, head anchor at MSNBC, no the President of MSNBC! Yeah, that's the ticket, I'll also have an opportunity to spend more time with my wife…Morgan Fairchild…yeah, that's the ticket."

Next up, Rob Zombie's A Night at the Opera:

Oh, Etsy is going to hear from the Coven in Charing Cross about this https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Thanks for the…co-ordinates.
What, no, I'm not planning anything.
I certainly don't have access to a secret laser-cannon equipped kill-sat in orbit. Why would you think that? No, I think it is you who brought it up, not me.

Not only a bad movie, but absolutely inept. Kevin Smith kept up his streak of "making terrible films". Like in any other Smith film, there are no good shots in Kevin Smith movies. Even basic journeyman-level TV-movie direction seems beyond his capabilities. There is no sense to where the camera goes, ever. Every scene…

Its…(suddenly shouting) JUPITER ASCENDING!!!!!

At least Numb3rs got a lot of things right, like how IRC worked: https://www.youtube.com/wat…
quick, decode the backdoor! Get a screenshot, hurry!

Murderous robot Oz character on the loose? Surely they wouldn't go that far, no "dark re-imagining" of Oz has ever:

I hope we have more embarrassing attempts at mature content, like "love scenes" that were only missing sleazy saxophone music and pizza delivery guys showing up in the middle, or more mawkish, awkward, or creepy "relationships" with alien chicks, like the one from a race of blue space lesbians who reminds you on more…

LET ZE GOOD TIMES ROULER MON CHERE
Gambit's creation was truly a perfect storm of Chris Claremont and Jim Lee at their worst - lousy "accent" written sort of phonetically, and wearing a trenchcoat over a purple and black bodysuit.

Makes me sort of nostalgic for all of the various unsubstantiated rumors that kept floating around in the late 90s over who would direct or star in whichever the next Batman movie was supposed to be. There were like dozens of fan-rumors as to who would be playing the villians in a supposed Batman 5 - Jeff Goldblum,…

The late 80s and early 90s were the time of the zine "revolution". People had been putting out their self-published magazines for decades at that point, in various fields: rock music, horror, comics, science fiction, games, etc, using standard copiers or mimeographs. So with the advent of the Macintosh and compatible…

What we need is less of a reboot and more of a return to a time when there was only one true Spiderman adaption https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Word is pending if the role will involve Ferrell screaming and shouting a lot, while flailing his limbs. We're also waiting for a word on Ferrell's next collaboration with Kevin Hart, now tentatively titled Loud and Louder, previously Two Loud Guys.

The thing about the much promoted Ink was that millions were spent on it and in the end, the first pilot was completely scrapped and they reshot it at great expense and length and still for all the effort put into it and promoting it Ink barely made a dent in the ratings.

I would love to see the 95 Turkey Day episode first all over again.
Also, in the 1995 range, I'd like to see MST3K's Little Gold Statue Preview special for the first time again. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The other amusing thing about Batman Forever were all of the rumors that Carrey and Jones did not get along during the filming - not too long ago, Carrey confirmed it and gave events from his POV, including his supposed encounter at a restaurant with Jones, where he'd gone up to make with a polite greeting:

Well, I have to admit that would be on the other factors preventing me from getting rid of them.

Also, I'd sorely be tempted to put the kibosh on the WB and UPN since both got their start in 1995.