Larry Hagman's eyebrows survived for another 3 hours.

Larry Hagman's eyebrows survived for another 3 hours.

TWIST: Pierce was Jeff's dad all along.

TWIST: Pierce was Jeff's dad all along.

Eh, just replace him with Leonard

Eh, just replace him with Leonard

So, Meat Loaf is their Springsteen?  K, that sounds about right.

So, Meat Loaf is their Springsteen?  K, that sounds about right.

Mike Love would apparently rather play at "Nutty Jerry's" than Wembley Stadium.

Mike Love would apparently rather play at "Nutty Jerry's" than Wembley Stadium.

Is there some kind of a buy one, get one half off deal on Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally that I don't know about?

Is there some kind of a buy one, get one half off deal on Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally that I don't know about?

As someone born before 1994, Lou Gehrig's hits record is really a cornerstone of my upbringing that I can't imagine today's kids doing without…

As someone born before 1994, Lou Gehrig's hits record is really a cornerstone of my upbringing that I can't imagine today's kids doing without…

I wish this was on another channel, so it wouldn't immediately fail.

I wish this was on another channel, so it wouldn't immediately fail.

Here lies a band who did it all for the nookie
The nookie, come on.

Here lies a band who did it all for the nookie
The nookie, come on.

Ellen Burstyn is twenty years older and looks twenty times better.

Ellen Burstyn is twenty years older and looks twenty times better.