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On a related note…
I highly recommend the Christopher Hitchens dubstep hour:

Christopher Hitchens dubstep hour
There's no planet on which the chick who plays Serena can fuck with the chick who plays Vanessa. Jessica Szohr is like Pyramid Song, Serena is like Two Princes.

GIJOE
Fuck all the bullshit, this movie had better have a music video by Cold Slither on the DVD extras or heads will ROLL!!!

The USS Flagg has sunk, there were no survivors…
This movie is going to Raaaawk! All I need is one scene of Alpine (played of course by Giancarlo Esposito) swinging his pickaxe into the larynx of a Crimson Guardsman followed by the line "No one axed you for your opinion!" Right, right? High fives…