Quoth Big Shug: "Word to Joe Frazier got ta do what pays ya."

too soon!

When they reminisce over you…

Undisputed Champion of Worst Lyrical Rhymes
Cannot be debated, the worst lyric ever, and a crime against humanity up there with Kristalnacht and the Sacking of Rome-I refer you to Bow Wow's musical abomination taking place in the fifth verse of the "Oh I think they Like me" Remix by Dem Franchise Boyz/Jay-D/Da Brat,…

Ace of Base's album fell out of my buddy's car in high school. I just looked at him and sighed…

person who bla bla-sorry but this Bassnectar tune owns you…
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Agree that Gravediggaz, along with Flatlinerz, should be on here. Unlike most of the known world, I think that U.S.A. (Flatlinerz 1st album) is a classic. The tongue in cheek lyrics and over the top macabre imagery never get old to my ears. Also think that Blowout Comb is orders of magnitude better that Rebirth of…

flylo
downloaded via junodownload.com, there are about 5 fucking bangers on this, the rest are drumtools filler, but 5 bangers from Flying Lotus are worth most people's entire careers. BTW, pissed Added Efforts with FLylo and Ahu isn't on this…When is the Dolly album coming out!!!!!?????

Drake
Y'know, I loved Drake's verses on I'm goin' in and Money to blow, but I have to concur with NPR's review of this and agree that for a completely over-fucking-hyped debut album this is pretty mediocre stuff. Did anyone think this Canadian/privileged/unoriginal dude was really the future of hip hop? I'll be…

Holy Shit, I agree with ZMF for once. Also, Scum Devil, fuck you, you wouldn't know good soul music if it scurried up your ass and gave you prostatitis.

1977 You Damn kids! (Shakes cane at wippersnappers on his lawn)

Are you kidding? This album is the most disappointing album I've bought since LTJ Bukem made an album with 2 drum and bass tunes and a bunch of noodly retro-jazz funk while everyone else was inventing broken beat. This album is terrible. It's at least 2 orders of magnitude worse than 100th window, which was easily…

You used to LIKE DANE COOK?! Christ, you deserve a big old quart-sized jug of canceraids…of the rectum

Whooooooooaa! Joints and Jam was a semi-interesting/catchy SONG. The Black eyed peas have never produced anything LIKE a good album. They started as a shitty Common Sense/Pharcyde Rip-off and have transformed into a shitty Hip-Pop suckfest with wheelbarrows of money. I realize that Will.I.Am sleep on a big pile of…

Bite your tongue non-believer! Dream Theater Rawk! Or at least I assue they do, I haven't heard them since I stopped watching the original Headbangers' Ball in 1995

I think you're not far off, but I don't think its simple as Blackie being evil (wantint to save humanity) and Jacob being good (wanting humanity to continually improve and remdel itself until it achieves utopia). I think Jacob and Blackie are fairly ancient, maybe Egyptian. They may something on the order of…

From what I've seen, "Living Dirty With Lindsay Lohan" would involve a whole hell of a lot more than hoarding, specifically back-alley handjobs in exchange for magazine shoots, DP/ATM in exchange for drink tickets, and lots and lots of morning-after pills.

Oh yeah, 2 onths late to the party on this one, but fuck it. My alcohol of choice: either Meantime India Pale Ale or Rogue Imperial India Pale Ale. Either one is an event to partake of, and at circa 9% abv more than one of either will have you in the streets with a lampshade on your head. I like beers so hoppy they…

Can't it be both? You're baked and it's new information? But no, you're just high as hell, there are two planes, Oceanic and Ajira.

Thaaaaank you! Skream's Skream is frighteningly good. How the fuck can an 18 year old White British kid make a song with as much dub power as "Colourful"? he literally channels King Tubby. Its breathtaking.