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Of course Melanie is Barbie's sister because this show wasn't stupid enough as is; that reveal was the moment I realized I've begun hate-watching this turd

I thought the alien fetus c-section procedure in Prometheus was more than a little grim. Especially when we see what it's become at the end of the film.

I kept waiting for Dutch to overhear the name Eichorst at any point and say something along the lines of "the guy that paid me thousands of dollars to shut down New York City's communications is a vampire overlord? Oops, my bad. Please don't shoot me."

I don't think Eric and Pam needed the money, they just wanted to torture Sarah Newlin so why not make some money from it too? The really sad part nobody mentioned about the finale is Eric ends right where he started, sitting on his throne in the business he never really wanted, surrounded by people but truly alone.

I think you really need the gravitas of a Peter Capaldi for where the show is headed , I think (finding Galifrey, facing his past, what that will mean, etc). In fact I'm already betting on Missy being a Time Lord arch-criminal of some kind, that busted out when the Doctor brought Galifrey back into existence.

This has probably been asked and answered already, but why bring Sarah F'ing Connor herself, Linda Hamilton, into the show and do nothing with her? Is she only here for the finale, or is this setting up more for season 3?

Great, so now instead of just chalking up anything stupid to this show's version of "a wizard did it" ("the Dome wants/made/is"), now we get to say "because the gubmint!"

This is the problem with "Defiance": by this time in "Battlestar Galactica's" occupation storyline (albeit one season later than this show), Datak would still be in prison being horribly tortured, Stahma would've been trying to get him released by sleeping with the enemy, Rafe would've already been having resistance

I loved this show (to be fair, when I was 9). And it really was the proto-"Lost"; magical phenomenon, daddy issues, M.C. Gainey, etc. Also, I'm not sure Hercules and Xena would've existed without Brisco, as they were basically the same style of show just dialed up to 11 and with a hammier flavor of Bruce Campbell

It better not be a damn hatch; if this becomes season 2 of Lost, I'm going to lose my sh*t

It's too bad for Emilio, one more week and Step Up would be in theaters, which Emilio's dance crew was in. Might've given him a bigger profile going into next week's show.

Once again proving that any drama series with any overly-ambitious or insultingly lazy premise can get at least one and a half seasons on NBC. SAMCRO Surgeon, please take your seat at the clubhouse table somewhere between Revolution and Heroes. Also, give Law and Order SVU a pat on the back, he's been there awhile.

Michelle Fairley will be back just as soon as she's done threatening to blow up London and after she catches a bullet from Jack Bauer. Also, I think delaying her entrance will give them time to build up Brienne (and Pod) even more, and that is NOT a bad thing, ever.

I could write an entire essay about how the rise of the next generation against the demise of the old in Game of Thrones reminds me of every Warcraft game from Warcraft 3 up to Mists of Pandaria. Warcraft 3 really blew up the status quo, and in World of Warcraft and its 3 following expansions all created new

Not knowing ANYTHING about the storyline beyond Book 3 (except Arya's storyline, I know some of that), I will venture a guess that Daenerys ends up as Queen of Westeros, and her council is a Hall of Fame of our favorite characters:

Screw Shazam, I want a sequel to Kazaam. Shaq will still do almost anything for money, right?

How about the entire Northern army being violently murdered en masse in a single night, or every Ironborn soldier being flayed, possibly alive?

As Confucius said, "Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves". Robb started a war to avenge his father, and he died in failure. Oberyn wanted to avenge his sister and draw out Tywin's involvement, and he died in partial-failure.

All I could think about is how it would've been if Oberyn had just left the spear in Gregor's chest, grabbed Ellaria and had sex with her on the ground right in front of the royal box seats.

And Arya is laughing at you too, because it's all just so bitterly ironic.