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So, does this mean lady Death will be played by Megan Fox in a tight corset?

Next up on the metaphorical chopping block; Paul Lee of ABC. Or Bob Greenblatt. Basically every network head except CBS is a f^cking moron and needs to be replaced.

So, Dorne is the country under all the other ones, the southernmost one, characters there keep crossing into the north, hoping to fight the rich, white family that runs everything, and they want Latino actors to play anyone from Dorne?

Chandler's possible werewolfism is probably why he's a fugitive in the USA; he was probably caught at the wrong place at the wrong time, the cliche of being naked and bloody by the body/remains of some unfortunant victim.

This is what I think is cool about a show like Black Sails, Vikings and Boardwalk Empire, but also frustrating; by existing already in some other medium (or, you know, history) you already know the endgame for certain characters. We know Billy Bones lives to a ripe old age or else "Treasure Island" would never have

I don't think Fuller is going to kill the character his favorite muse plays. At least, not until he can develop another show for her to be in…

NBC wants a hit sitcom? I've got a great idea for a hit sitcom: Hannibal Kills Everybody! (It's like Everybody Loves Raymond, only the opposite and more murder-y).

I wish I could tell Henry that Star Trek 2 really did turn out OK after all.
Already, I can see Paige becoming the final nail in the coffin of Elizabeth and Phil's marriage; if the Center keeps pushing them on Paige's recruitment, Phil might take her on the run, possibly even try to defect, and Elizabeth would go after

But sand is the perfect environment for LENS FLARE!

If being the funniest, tall, not-unattractive white guy is a competition, then Taran Killam has been eating Brooks Whelan's lunch all season. I can remember all three of Killam's "Update" appearances of the 19th century critic guy and can't recall a single thing Whelan said during his time behind the desk

In my estimation, the problem with SNL is, in no particular order:

I agree with you, trying to redeem Daisy after-the-fact was stupid and narratively inferior to her portrayal in "Infinite."

While I don't disagree that the crux of Elizabeth's return to Rapture in Part 2 was to save the girls, I also saw it as part of the Big with a capital B thing, in that she has to come back because Rapture is ALWAYS fated to fall to ruin in every reality, and she is the catalyst to that (by getting the Lutece particle

"…the show does like to offer nontraditional versions of well-known characters."

I think, based on my interpretation of the mid-credits kicker in Cap 2, the Inhumans (or as the Hydra baddie calls them, "miracles") are being created by exposing them to various extraterrestrial energies; Loki's Chitauri staff made Quicksilver and the Scarlet Witch (I'm assuming), and Kree(?) blood will be what is

And they didn't even have the balls to kill Tom…

I like to imagine a universe where Gary and Buster Bluth meet and discuss their codependence to the women in their lives

Agent Punchy Smirk!
Agent Backtogoodguy Tobangskye (finale prediction)!
Agent Dontkill Meoff!

"This…is…GOTHAM!"
*kicks Clark Kent into giant hole*
*Has sex with Catwoman in ultra-slow motion with lots of close-ups of boobs and O-faces*

"If Rogen and his cohorts are really aging out of their wheelhouse, Efron and Franco could make suitable replacements."